Wed 7 Oct · +4 more dates
Trades Hall Place · Melbourne
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When is Krilling Me Softly?
Wed 7 Oct 2026, +4 more dates. There are 5 dates to pick from, listed above.
Where is it?
Trades Hall Place, Melbourne, VIC.
How much are tickets?
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Where do I get tickets?
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How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
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