Theory Bar · Melbourne
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There comes a time in every little girl’s life when she dreams of the dazzling future that lies ahead. Fame, fortune, the 2012 London Olympics. The classics!
Instead, you’re now 34, half of a girl, a raging homosexual, spending your limited funds from your four different jobs on therapy, and asking everyone you know if they’re mad at you.
This is a show for anyone who isn’t where they thought they’d be in life. For anyone living above their means and portraying a life of success. Just order a bloody lobster in a bloody glass, babe. You deserve it.
Quick answers
When is Jenna Suffern: Lobster In A Glass ?
Thu 1 Oct 2026, +5 more dates. There are 6 dates to pick from, listed above.
Where is it?
Theory Bar, Melbourne, VIC.
How much are tickets?
From $23.75, as the source listed it when Keen last read the listing. The ticket page has the current price.
Where do I get tickets?
On whatson.melbourne.vic.gov.au. The button at the top of this page goes straight there.
How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
Tap "Ask your mates if they're keen" on this page. You get one link for the group chat, and your mates answer keen, maybe or can't in their browser, with no app and no sign-up. It is free.
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