BRUNSWICK BALLROOM, MELBOURNE · Brunswick
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Human Love Quest is a live onstage dating show, presented by friends Xander Allan, Conor Gallacher and The Captain, that brings the golden age of television dating shows into the future! The future being now! Today! Marketed as being the antithesis of dating apps, HLQ uses a classic trope of three hopefuls vying for the attention of one solo contestant. It is all-inclusive and anyone is encouraged to apply, regardless of how someone identifies, their age group, or what they’re looking for out of an encounter. Stop staring at a screen and let us make your dream! Come true that is. With the addition of our own live reading out of submitted love notes from secret admirers in the audience, (“Ahoy There”), you’re guaranteed a night of quality entertainment, as heart-warming as it is hilarious.
How it works in a nutshell: There are two rounds of dating and each paired-up couple will receive a complimentary glass of bubbles and a private table in a dedicated area of the venue, away from the main crowd but still within a comfortable public space. There is absolutely no pressure to see each other again after the show, and we do everything we can to make everyone feel as safe and comfortable as possible while the show is in progress.
We have a zero-tolerance policy against intolerant and anti-social behaviour, and the expression of interest form that all contestants/hopefuls are required to fill out features a vetting process that will ensure every round will feature like-minded humans.
Quick answers
When is HUMAN LOVE QUEST?
Tue 27 Oct 2026, 6pm.
Where is it?
BRUNSWICK BALLROOM, MELBOURNE, Brunswick, VIC.
How much are tickets?
From $17, as the source listed it when Keen last read the listing. The ticket page has the current price.
Is there an age limit?
Yes, it is 18 and over.
Where do I get tickets?
On moshtix.com.au. The button at the top of this page goes straight there.
How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
Tap "Ask your mates if they're keen" on this page. You get one link for the group chat, and your mates answer keen, maybe or can't in their browser, with no app and no sign-up. It is free.
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