Wed 16 Dec · 7pm
The Quadraphonic Club · Brunswick
a midweek cabaret of stories and local acts celebrating life's chaos
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The Connoisseur Cabaret is a carefully collated monthly event that seeks to entertain the overworked and overwhelmed people of Melbourne with the best of what creativity in this city has to offer.
Maroussia Vladi - writer, producer, story-teller - weaves a thought-provoking tale each month based on a unique and philosophical theme. Embedded throughout the night are meticulously selected acts from talented groups and individuals of Melbourne's creative community.
The Connoisseur Cabaret offers you a night out – midweek, mid-month – like no other! A show and a party all at once, this cabaret celebrates existential crisis, broken-hearts, chaos, let-downs, the randomness and the ‘meaninglessness' of life as a collective. Together, through storytelling, we can make this moment memorable … what can be more meaningful than that?
So don't miss a cabaret, held on the 3rd Wednesday of every month and starting on the 16th of December 2026. And, why a Wednesday, you ask? They're not called ‘hump days' for nothing … The Connoisseur Cabaret is determined to make Wednesdays the sexiest day of the week!
Remember, if you miss a cabaret, there may not be another one; the most important aspect to any live performance is you, the audience! Melbourne has talent, there's no question … but does it have YOU???
So, book your ticket, and let's start this exciting, cultural phenomenon in the year of the fire horse!
Getting there
The Quadraphonic Club, Brunswick
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When is The Connoisseur Cabaret?
Wed 16 Dec 2026, 7pm.
Where is it?
The Quadraphonic Club, Brunswick, VIC.
How much are tickets?
From $29.53, as the source listed it when Keen last read the listing. The ticket page has the current price.
Where do I get tickets?
On events.humanitix.com. The button at the top of this page goes straight there.
How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
Tap "Ask your mates if they're keen" on this page. You get one link for the group chat, and your mates answer keen, maybe or can't in their browser, with no app and no sign-up. It is free.
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