Fri 23 Oct · +1 more dates
The Mission to Seafarers Victoria · Docklands
a raw, ritual-heavy performance about appetite and contempt
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Part confession, part prayer, part finger to systemic numbness, Eat Me invites you to witness the intimate rituals of dining, bathing and desire, illuminating cultural contempt for dark femininity within a collaged feast of myth, ritual and archetype.
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When is Eat Me?
Fri 23 Oct 2026, +1 more dates. There are 2 dates to pick from, listed above.
Where is it?
The Mission to Seafarers Victoria, Docklands, VIC.
How much are tickets?
From $35, as the source listed it when Keen last read the listing. The ticket page has the current price.
Where do I get tickets?
On whatson.melbourne.vic.gov.au. The button at the top of this page goes straight there.
How do I find out which of my mates are keen?
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From $37.95
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