Bard's Apothecary · Melbourne
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What happens when you move across three countries and five cities? You turn chaos into a personality trait.
From Mumbai – New York – Brisbane – Sydney – Melbourne, chronic expat Kru Haralle left home to find home. Now she’s putting each city to the test with her own questionable 'liveability index' to answer one important question: which city screwed Kru the most?
A high-energy debut comedy hour about moving cities, clashing cultures and finding home(ish). And remember — whatever you do: Don’t Screw the Kru.
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When is Don't Screw the Kru?
Tue 6 Oct 2026, +4 more dates. There are 5 dates to pick from, listed above.
Where is it?
Bard's Apothecary, Melbourne, VIC.
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